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The email you've written in your head 400 times. Now with a safety catch.

Tell us what the client did. We'll write the reply you want to send, the one that ends careers and loses retainers. Then we'll make it very, very hard for you to get to it. Nothing here can be sent. That's the point.

Step 1What did they do this time?

Pick the one that made your eye twitch, or tell us in your own words. Both is fine.

The situation Vent. Nobody's reading this but you and a very judgemental AI.

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What should we call the client? Use a nickname. Seriously, not their real name. Sign it as Your first name, or a cry for help.

Paste what they actually sent Optional. We'll answer it line by line.

How unhinged?Unhinged

Step 1What did they do this time?

Step 3Read it. Feel better. Do not send it.